Sadiethewonderdog has just been indicted in the embezzlement case that rocked the snocone world. While her where bouts at this time remain unknown investigators are working on the case. For those who have been under a rock and do not follow the snocone world a brief synopsis is presented ; Approximately 18 months ago Sadie disappeared along with all the assets and ice. from snocone shack inc , a budd company. This placed the once thriving snocone shack in a perilous position , no cash and no ice , competitors immediately began to try to position themselves to monopolize the business.
A worldwide dog hunt began and Interpol was notified. A tip line was set up and her description was distributed to all law enforcement agencies. A sizable reward was offered .
Thousands of tips were received the more improbable ones were weeded out and the more reasonable leads were pursued. One of the most promising leads cost several months investigation and much hard work. However it turned out that Sadie was not living with Elvis at area 51 (however we did get some new recordings).
Satelite imagery confirmed that there were large pieces of ice being transported from the arctic to Antarctica there the ice seemed to disappear. An undercover investigator was placed among the penguins there after hearing from biologist of penguins with sticky blue lips. This operative was able to ascertain that clandestine snocone shacks were being set up and after a few weeks dismantled also a large number of used snocone cups were discovered in a remote area in Antarctica. However the trail grew cold here.
However other investigators began noticing unusual movement in the futures markets of cheap snocone syrup. As these were looked at more closely it was discovered the Bilderburg group was involved It was later discovered that an unknown dog was trying to take over this group. However a loyalist members of this group revolted against this newcomer forcing her to flee.Here the case grows murky but it seems that on a trip to North Korea Dennis Rodman was accompanied by a dog wearing sunglasses , a large hat and a brown trench coat. Since Rodman was involved no one thought this was unusual however when Rodman returned the dog stayed behind.
Recently ,however the world snocone market has been flooded with cheap imitation snocones, appear to be made in North Korea. investigators are attempting to confirm this.However there is no extradition process North Korea.
Consumers should check every snocone before purchase.
We will keep you up to date as they become available.
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